(via civilwhore)

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

(Source: cloudnumberfour, via vinebox)

thegrandelusa:

hotboyproblems:

i’m not crying you’re crying

They’re…. They’re scene

(Source: hotboyproblems, via sabotagedselfie)

rdj:

A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

(via vinebox)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

insomniac-arrest:

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

unlimited-memes:

Ben’s restroom

(via civilwhore)

theapatheticstag:

markliddell:

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

I just had a fucking stroke

(Source: immortalloverodd, via jormunganndr)

malicemanaged:

voidbat:

adulthoodisokay:

wtfml:

adventuresofawhitegirl:

simonwang:

I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.

I actually cried laughing.

i haven’t seen this in SO LONG

OH GOD I HAVE MISSED IT

oh my gods lmao

(Source: videohall, via jormunganndr)

spiroandthelacktones:

m–ood:

How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: catsofinstagram, via setheverman)

ts-ariel:

deducecanoe:

He is successful.

im so proud

(Source: humordepot, via perks-of-being-chinese)

psychicarmorhead:

What do you mean my card was declined???

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

counterpunches:

cerix-the-gray-prince:

tallravenclawnerd:

pikaglove:

yermemeblog:

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

(via civilwhore)

(via spectralpix)

mothbug:

onion-souls:

fenrissama:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that with each degree of temperature rise, violence increases by up to 20%

via reddit.com

Fight crime by reducing Earth’s temperature to 0° Kelvin.

Time stops at zero Kelvin

Crime stops at zero Kelvin

(via browniesforbitches)